A new Lipstick

File a great big pout in CAPS and BOLD

Its quenches the thirst of man I'm told

"Eye" talic FORMAT, EMOTICONS to flirt and tease

Open a WINDOW and, enjoy the VIEW please

CUT and PASTE your notes, pretend to care

Be the BROWSER, check your OPTIONS, it's an affair!

Get HELP, QUIT, DETECT and REPAIR

Or I'm about to ACTIVATE to get out of here!

Texting; the new lipstick on the collar

Find something genuinely funny every day and be proud of every line laid upon your face by laughter